I rule this town with a velvet fist (Oh yeah that’s our Dan) I got a sense of humour that they can't resist (It's our Dandy Dan) I give this plot a lemon twist (Oh my, what a plan) Didn't you know gang? (We're beginning to see, that's why they call you Dandy) If you're lonely You don't have to be lonely When they talk about Tallulah You know what they say No one south of Heaven's Gonna treat you finer Tallulah had her training In North Carolina My name is Tallulah And soon I'll be gone An open invitation Is the road I'll travel on I'll never say goodbye Because the words upset me You may forgive my going But you won't forget me Lonely, You don't have to be lonely Come and see Tallulah Later Fizzy, I'm busy right now. Keep practicing.... I'll see you tomorrow ... I promise you, tomorrow. You goofed, Doodle. You've dropped the gun. And I don't allow mistakes in this outfit, ‘cause mistakes could put us all in the caboose and Sing Sing ain’t my style.

You don't have to sit around Complaining 'bout the way your life has wound up So be a man you know you can't be certain That you'll lose until you try, so give it a try Sun lights up the day time Moon lights up the night I light up when you call my name And you know I’m gonna treat you right You give me fever When you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever In the morning Fever all through the night An hour I've been waiting here, Bugsy, and when first you didn't show I gave you the benefit of the doubt and then I got nervous and called every pool hall dive in the phone book. They hadn’t seen you but, boy, did they all know you! Da da da da da da Hoo ya, Hoo ya, Hoo da da da da See the politicians Sittin' by the kitchen Said he caught his fingers In the well he was wishin' in Never know how much I love you Never know how much I care When you put your arms around me I give you fever that's so hard to bare You give me fever When you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever In the morning Fever all through the nightJohn Cassisi as Fat Sam Staccetto, crime boss. He is dubbed by the press as "The Alleged Mobster King of the Lower East Side". Bugsy Malone That's what gets results Ain't what you do, it's the time you do it Ain't what you do, it's the time you do it She won't see you Bugsy. She's mad. She was holding a torch for you higher than the Statue of Liberty. To Fred Astaire when I'm done Anyone who feels the rhythm Movin' through em Knows it's gonna do em good To let the music burst out When you feel assured Let the people know it Let your laughter loose Until your scream Becomes a love-shout, ah Leroy enters in his pyjamas. He has obviously been woken from a deep sleep. He carries a window, which he props up and peers out of, behind a curtain. Leroy

Lights go down. The gauze comes in The Street cloth goes out to reveal the laundry. There is a loud noise from the rear of the auditorium as Louis, Ritzy and Snake Eyes burst in. Each carries a pie. Lights come up on stage revealing a number of Chinese laundry workers Louis, Ritzy and Snake Eyes enter the laundry Dan's gang enter. Dan’s gang Freeze! The unfortunate Louis, Ritzy and Snake Eyes are well and truly splurged. Dandy Dan walks on with Lou. The undertakers remove the stiffened bodies of Sam’s gang. The violinist, as always, accompanies them, physically and musically, with suitable melancholic music. LouSo you wanna be a boxer In the golden ring Can you punch like a southbound freight train? Tell me just one thing Can you move in a whirl like a humming bird's wing? If you need to Can you bob, can you weave Can you fake, and deceive When you need to? Well, you might as well quit If you haven't got it If driving fast cars you like, If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why, nobody will oppose! When every night, The set that's smart Is intruding in nudist parties in studios, Anything Goes Tap You don't have to sit around Complaining 'bout the way your life has wound up Think of all the time you waste And time's a precious thing to let roll by Sure you've hit the bottom But remember you'll be building from the ground up No Boss, please no. I didn't mean to drop the gun, honest I didn't. It just kind of slipped out of my hands. Any girl can make a mistake.

He snaps his fingers and his entourage follows him off-stage. Bugsy goes up to Blousey who is collecting her music. Bugsy I’ve been walking the streets of New York for six months now and the only fancy steps I've done so far are avoiding the man who collects the rent. When I was a kid, about half past three My ma said daughter, come here to me Says, things may come and things may go But this is one thing you ought to know Ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it Ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it Ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it That's what gets results Ain't what you do, it's time that you do it Ain't what you do, it's time that you do it Ain't what you do, it's time that you do it That's what gets results You can try hard, don't mean a thing Take it easy, easy, in the jive'n swing Ain't what you do, it's the place that you do it

The fact is, the fact is The butler/maid walks on with a tray of roses, enough for all the gang except for Doodle Dandy Dan takes the red roses and hands them out. He misses out Doodle Dandy

They leave the way they came. Tallulah and Bugsy sit down at a table. A waiter brings on two bright green specials on a tray. He leaves. Fizzy is still practising his dance Tallulah Whatever game it was that everyone was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy Robinson had been well and truly scrambled. Play off music as the boxers exit Lights down. Lights up on Fat Sam's office Sam is sitting at his desk, worried. Tallulah sits on the edge of the desk painting her nails. The phone rings. Sam grabs it. Fat Sam Bugsy Malone We can chase your troubles away If you're lonely You don't have to be lonely When they talk about Tallulah You know what they sayDumb as Roxy was, he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But he should never have taken that blind alley by the side of Perito’s bakery. Bugsy Malone to tour the UK in 2022 | WhatsOnStage". www.whatsonstage.com . Retrieved 21 December 2021. It’s gone Boss. They got to the still. They had axes and chopped away at the barrels – it’s all gone drained away. Every last drop. Right, Leroy, Babyface, you guys make sure you’re hidden. Blousey, are you gonna get out of the way, else I'll have to take someone else to Hollywood. The Hoods enter from stage right and Flash Frankie is splurged. The undertakers and violinist enter again and the body is removed along with the barber’s chair and pole Bugsy