Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you.

All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents. Our Grow Your Own Hairy forest elf is suitable for temperatures of 15-30 °C, with a weight of 115-130 g.Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. If for any reason, you are not delighted with your purchase we will refund your money in full or exchange your goods with no questions asked. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases. A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man.

With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead.Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship.